Rule #5: Crushing on Boois.

Rule #5

Rules Are Not Meant To Be Broken. Ever. And This One Is A Must-Never-Break Rule.

Rule #5 For A Girl: If You Hear A Girl Crushing On Someone, Don't Just Suddenly Crush On Him Too!

Gosh Darn It. Man, I got about a million comments yesterday on my advice column on Wordpress.com. All of them were from girls 13 to 15, being all depressed because one of their BFF's stole their crushes. One of the girls even showed me a math problem that goes with it.

Me + Janine - Gilbert = Broken Relationship

Now that equation was just smart right there. It was smart, dude. I loved it! It was pure genius, and- sorry, I am getting carried away.

ANYWHO, I actually remember when something like this happen one time to me in college. I had told my best friend Ashley that I had a crush on a boy named Alex, and she said: "Ooh, Lexi likes Alex!" And then she promised not to tell.

She didn't tell, alright! She just went over to Alex and kissed him on the lips right in front of me.

I was like: "Okaaay..." Because I didn't want anybody to think I minded, I mean, nobody knew I liked him, remember? But I was hurting inside so bad.

Have you seen your best fruend get hurt? Well, that's how she's gonna look like, too. But she's gonna look even more hurt because it's all coming from YOU.

So. Make the right choice. I know you will. ;D

Lexi. xoxo. Majigger !

Rule #4: Privacy Ain't No Privilege!

Rule #4

Rules Are Not Meant To Be Broken. Ever. And This One Is A Must-Never-Break Rule.

Rule #4 For A Girl: You Should Get Your Privacy Whenever You Need It!

Does Your Little Sibling Always Barge In When You Happen To Have A Pad On Your Hand, Or You Are Changing?

Does Your Mom Check Your E-mails To Make Sure You Are Alway Talking right?

Does Your Dad Go Through Your iPod To See What Songs You Have?

That Shouldn't Happen If You Don't Want It To!

You Should Tell Your Sibling To Stop Putting On Your Clothes And That's Final!

Ask Your Mom If She Could Please Stop Checking Your E-mail!

Tell Your Dad All Your Songs Are Popular Pop, And You Would Apreciate If He Would Stop Leaving Fingerprints on Your iPod!

Tell Them, But Always Nicely. You Don't Want To Get In Trouble For Somethings Simple As Asking Your Parents A Favor Just Because You Yelled.

Rule #3: Cellular Devices

Rule #3

Rules Are Not Meant To Be Broken. Ever. And This One Is A Must-Never-Break Rule.

Rule #3 For A Girl: Cell Phones must always be ten feet close.

Do You Own A Cell Phone? What Kind Of Phone?I Own A Sidekick LX, And I Call And Text All The Time.

And Always, For Some Weird Reason, End Up Needing To Call Someone Urgently. That's Why I Thank The Lord I Always Have It With Me.

Read Cellphone Safety Rules, Coming Next Week, To See What To And What Never To Do With Your Phone.

Rule #2: Shiny Lips

Rule #2

Rules are never meant to be broken. And this is a Must-Never-Break Rule.

Rule #2 For A Girl: Always Have Shiny Lips.

OMG! Jason is walking right by you and you can't think of anything to make you funny! What do you do?

Lick your lips or apply Lip Gloss (Lip Gloss smells better, too) and smile at him. Make him reliaze that someone is staring at him, and it's you.Research has found that Lip Gloss actually gives a girl a boost of confidence.

This following conversation happened at the mall with Eric And Camille.

Camille: Oh My Gosh, Eric's coming, and he looks Gawjuz in his new hoodie! (Shuffles her hand in her purse.) Okay, here's my Yellow Rose Lip Gloss. (Applies, Stares at Eric walking by.)

Eric: (Turns around and stops) Hey, Camille! Uh, I didn't know you liked the mall! (Sits next to Camille)

Camille: Really? I come by any time I can. When I'm bored I just come here.

Eric: Well, you shouldn't be alone. Me and some friends were just about to see 'The Dark Knight', wanna come along?

Camille: Sure! (Turns around, not facing Eric. Punches the sky.) Yes!

Rule #1: Glam & Fab

Rule #1

Rules Are Not Meant To Be Broken. Ever. And This One Is A Must-Never-Break Rule.

Rule #1 For A Girl: Always Look Glam & Fab, Everywhere, Everytime, Everywhat.

It Does Not Matter If You Are Heading For The Gym, Or Picking Up A Sib From School, Glossed Lips And A Killer Outfit Are Always A-List. Get The New Lip Gloss from Glossip Girl and head over to the gym with your new track suit. Ace your History test in 'Lips Ain't History' Lip Gloss & Your Fave Sweater Vest And Plaid Skirt. Always, Look As Fab As You Can, Because You Never Know Who You Might Run Into. Try To Make Sure This Person You 'Run Into' Has A Camera. They Will Be Amazed By Your Awesomeness, They Will Want To Take A Picture To Make It Last Longer!

Princess Lexi's Introduction♥

Princess Lexi Declares:

All Girls Are Beautiful Just The Way They Are.

Girls are what complete the world. Duh!♥

This has been a moment of poetry with Alexis Gla'adel.

Now, are you having trouble at school? Then go to LexisGuideForGirlsInSchoolTrouble.Blogspot.Com

For Princess Lexis Handbook For Girls In Trouble!


Thank You, Girls Of The World!

Princess Alexis Gla'adel♥